Saturday, March 19, 2011

Detailed Description of this Saturday's Work Schedule

1. Pull up most recent Word doc with partially written case study that was not finished due to the gorgeous weather on Friday
2. Crack knuckles to mean business
3. Open report that case study references
4. Type one full worded sentence riddled with business jargon
5. Check to make sure the word "align" hadn't been used in the prior 3 sentences
6. Start next sentence
7. "I wonder where I can get Guinness ice cream" ~friend
8. Google [Guinness ice cream] (phrase match, obvi)
9. Stumble upon AccidentalHedonist.com
10. Read several articles on beer
11. Get inspired to blog
12. Open up Blogger without a real topic to talk about so start creating a chronological list
13. Realize it's been 30 minutes since the last half constructed sentence for case study
14. "Do you want to see Brittany's new tattoo?" ~friend

And here we are. I think I need the constructs of an office to really get anything done. However, I am feeling rather like a literary arteest with my laptop and lemonade at the local Panera. It's the look that counts, right?